Why farts are better than cigaretts?

436>1) You can have a fart in a restaurant. or a pub


2) Farts don%26#039;t cause cancer.


3) You can never run out of farts.


4) The price of a fart won%26#039;t go up.


5) There is no tax on farts.


6) Friends are always willing to share them with you.


7) Farts are available to minors.


You can fart underwater.


9) Farts don%26#039;t leave stains on your fingers or lips.


10) Farts aren%26#039;t related to bad breath.


11) You don%26#039;t need an ashtray to fart.


12) Farts won%26#039;t make you cough.


13) You can fart on Public Transport.


14) You can fart in bed without fear of falling asleep and burning the house down.


15) You don%26#039;t need to take you hands off the steering wheel to fart.


16) No body ever tries to bludge a fart of you in the pub.


17) Farts don%26#039;t have Government Health warnings on them.


18) Farts have no affect on unborn Babies.


19) Farts don%26#039;t have to be lit to be enjoyed.


20) You don%26#039;t need a pocket to keep your farts in.


21) There%26#039;s no anti-farting laws.


22) After a fart there is no butt to dispose of.


23) You can fart while exercising.


24) You get a variety with each fart.


25) Careless farters haven%26#039;t been known to start brush fires.





But there%26#039;s also the reverse of this list which I could only think of one entry for:





1) Smokes are easier to light than farts!!
Reply:Hahaha good one. Send this to the American Cancer Society I think theyed love it. Don%26#039;t know about #12 you never met my brother,lol.
Reply:nice one :-)
Reply:Ho nice one, ive just sqeeeeeeezed one out for you